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[tradecraftdude]

MISSING

PET PYJAK
ANSWERS 2 JOEY
DO NOT SHOOT
DO NOT EAT
DO NOT FEED BACON

RSPND 2 THIS MSG W/LEADS

[ Attached to the post is a slightly blurry photograph of a pyjak wearing a harness made out of cable ties, and a dogtag around its neck reads 'JOEY RAMOAN'. ]

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[sucking]

I see a lack of taking responsibilities and pet ownership seriously.

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[tradecraftdude]

HAVE U EVER TRIED

2 KEEP A FREEKIN

SPACE MONKY

UNDER CONTROL

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[sucking]

If the animal isn't meant to be domesticated, perhaps
you shouldn't have tried to keep it as a pet.

[She's going to refrain from mentioning Stiles, here.]

[ninjabike]

You do know pyjaks are considered a pest or lunch depending on the species.

Or it got eaten by a varren.

[Can you feel the amount of concern she has for your attempts of keeping a pet.]

[tradecraftdude]

thats exzactly y im posting this warning

so no1 eats him by accident!!!

[ninjabike]

I don't think a Krogan is going to care if it's your best friend or the last of its kind if they want to shoot it.

If I see it I'll try and keep it from getting eaten, but does your roommate even know you have a pet?

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[techburst]

First you deliver a pizza to the wrong place.

Now you're losing your pets.

Don't you have anyone looking after you?

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[tradecraftdude]

y does every1 keep asking me that

its none of ur business

[ it's kind of a touchy subject these days, okay ]

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[techburst]

Because it's a legitimate question.

Fine, if that's none of my business, where was the last place you saw the thing?

[because pyjaks are things and nothing else, okay.]

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[traitortwin]

yeah I saw it. you're lucky it's not dead.

[If only text could convey her anger properly... ]

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[tradecraftdude]

!!!!!!!!!!!111

WHERE R U

WHERES JOEY

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[jumpiness]

he looks more like a derek to me

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[tradecraftdude]

i didnt ask u

wtf kind of name is derek 4 a pyjak

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[distortedscream]

[WHAT IS THAT--INTERESTING--DOES RESEMBLE AN EARTH MONKEY--]

...You mentioned not feeding it bacon, are you implying it can be baited with food? What can it eat?

[But yeah, that's all Starscream's gonna type. Though internally geeking inside. And he does have a weakness for dancing monkey GIFs, and this is the closest to that he's seen here so far.

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[tradecraftdude]

u can bait him w/nething hell eat wutever

but i think hes allergic 2 bacon or something

bad things always hapen when he eats bacon its like gremlins

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[motivationalspeaker]

You kept one of those filthy creatures? Wonderful. I really doubt it's immunizations are up to date.

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[tradecraftdude]

i gave him a bath ok

[ yes, as soon as the water came back, the first thing marco did was strap the stupid thing down and hose it. ]

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[cosmosic]

Not you too.

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[tradecraftdude]

wuts that suposed 2 meen

video

[obstinates]

[Marco, is this a video of your pyjak? Is this a video of your pyjak being humped by another pyjak while someone laughs his ass off off-screen.]

I TH-... I THINK I FOUND HIM, Y'KNOW!

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[tradecraftdude]

WAT

NO

U SICKO

WHERE R U!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!

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[noscope]

And I thought I was the odd one, bringing home a varren pup.

What in the world kind of name is "Joey" for something like that?

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[tradecraftdude]

u brot home 1 of those BLOODTHIRSTY KILLERS?!

and dont knock joey ok

wtf did u name ur walking bag of teeth huh

[shutupmarco]

[ rachel is rolling her eyes so hard at you right now and it's at least partly out of spite ]

That's what you get for trying to keep a space monkey as a pet. Try goldfish next time.

[tradecraftdude]

[ rachel why are you even responding what part of go away forever did you miss ]

some of us like having a pet that we can actualy bond with

tho i guess ud get along w/a goldfish

cuz itd b 2 stupid 2 notice how crazy u r