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[tradecraftdude]

MISSING

PET PYJAK
ANSWERS 2 JOEY
DO NOT SHOOT
DO NOT EAT
DO NOT FEED BACON

RSPND 2 THIS MSG W/LEADS

[ Attached to the post is a slightly blurry photograph of a pyjak wearing a harness made out of cable ties, and a dogtag around its neck reads 'JOEY RAMOAN'. ]

Comments

[ninjabike]

You mean because you actually warned them you had a soft spot for one of them.

Also that should be incentive to try harder. Imagine what sort of skill set you'll get if you manage to hide something from Prowl.

[She should not be encouraging you with this stuff, but it is amusing and training in a way.]

[tradecraftdude]

good point

but i swear the big guy has xray vision

hes worse than the vp at my old school

[ninjabike]

He possibly could.

Who knows what sort of extra features he has due to his rank and specialties that I would never be able to warn you about.

[Hope you sleep well Marco with these thoughts in your head now.]

[tradecraftdude]

r u kiding me i was only joking

...

do u no how to shield xrays

[ninjabike]

Lead.

Also never make eye contact. He can smell if you're lying.



[And now she's really bullshitting you and seeing if you'll catch it with only text to help you.]

[tradecraftdude]

wut does eye contact have 2 do w/smell

[ marco's already making plans to seal off his room in some attempt at prowl-proofing now.

except the more obvious it is he's hiding something, the more easy it will be to find.

no, this will never do. things should be hidden in plain sight. ]

[ninjabike]

[Why don't you take that question and look at it for the answer.
Think of it like a test.

[Aka realize she's lying and has no real idea just what Prowl can or can't do.]

[tradecraftdude]

ok thats bs i didnt get transported 2 a alt universe w/no school only 2 have tests again

wut r u saying he has sent detectors in his eyebulbs or something