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[tradecraftdude]

MISSING

PET PYJAK
ANSWERS 2 JOEY
DO NOT SHOOT
DO NOT EAT
DO NOT FEED BACON

RSPND 2 THIS MSG W/LEADS

[ Attached to the post is a slightly blurry photograph of a pyjak wearing a harness made out of cable ties, and a dogtag around its neck reads 'JOEY RAMOAN'. ]

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glorious failure

[tradecraftdude]

Dude, I have never needed a babysitter! [ you get socked in the arm for that, stiles ]

But yeah, we get ourselves set up with a cart that can do refrigeration and cooking. One of us runs the cart, the other runs orders. Chalupa Joe does cartwheels and hands out flyers.

C:

[jumpiness]

Oh yeah, you could boil water right out of the womb?

[ he yelps and pushes at marco's shoulder, with a huff. ]</small. Sounds like a plan. All we gotta do is get some money. And a cart. Hey! We should find a junk yard and find one there or something. Bleach it, it'll be good as new.

[tradecraftdude]

[ marco rolls with the shove, then picks up his burger and munches it on it again, a thoughtful look on his face. ]

Yep. No biggie at all. I bet we can find something better than bleach, too. This is like, future space rock world, right? [ he claps a greasy hand on stiles's back. ] Okay, buddy, you find us a cart and I'll find us cash, and we'll get this show on the road!