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[tradecraftdude]

MISSING

PET PYJAK
ANSWERS 2 JOEY
DO NOT SHOOT
DO NOT EAT
DO NOT FEED BACON

RSPND 2 THIS MSG W/LEADS

[ Attached to the post is a slightly blurry photograph of a pyjak wearing a harness made out of cable ties, and a dogtag around its neck reads 'JOEY RAMOAN'. ]

Comments

[sucking]

Most animals are more independent than you realize. I'm sure it's fine.

[tradecraftdude]

no

not if every1 is trying 2 kill pyjaks

ive gotta find him!

r u sure u havent seen him

hes hard 2 miss

[sucking]

Do you ever think there is a reason people are eliminating the current
population?

[tradecraftdude]

yea

DISCRIMINASHEN

[sucking]

They are not pets.

[tradecraftdude]

how do u think the first pet dog hapened

some1 saw a dog and thought it would make a good pet

duh

[sucking]

Dogs have been bred into domesticity. This is a wild animal. It's not the same thing at all.
This is like saying 'I'm going to keep a cheetah, because I want a kitten in a thousand years.'

[tradecraftdude]

so im making groundbreakin history here

how bout sum coperation huh?

[sucking]

Sorry, I don't have any cooperation to offer to selfish boys.

[tradecraftdude]

k ur loss

u could have had a chance 2b a piece of history here

[sucking]

I'm heartbroken. Really.