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[tradecraftdude]

MISSING

PET PYJAK
ANSWERS 2 JOEY
DO NOT SHOOT
DO NOT EAT
DO NOT FEED BACON

RSPND 2 THIS MSG W/LEADS

[ Attached to the post is a slightly blurry photograph of a pyjak wearing a harness made out of cable ties, and a dogtag around its neck reads 'JOEY RAMOAN'. ]

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[obstinates]

[There's just some more SHAKING VIDEO since Naruto is still laughing, but he manages to type out some coordinates on his omni-tool.]

[tradecraftdude]

[ Marco wastes zero time showing up at the scene of the crime, even with hauling a water jug, which he's planning on dumping over the amorous monkeys. ]

JOEY, I'LL SAVE YOU!

[obstinates]

[Meanwhile, Naruto is still horselaughing and pointing.]

Hey, I guess Goku-chan is goin' through that awkward phase in a young space monkey's life.

[tradecraftdude]

Are you insane? That's totally gross!

[ And here comes the shower of water at the pyjaks. Somehow, this doesn't stop the horrible from continuing, so Marco runs over and starts kicking at the drenched Goku. ]

Don't just stand there, you spiky-headed idiot, call your stupid monkey off!

[obstinates]

[... DID YOU JUST KICK HIS PYJAK?]

THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'!?

[So, have a spiky-headed idiot tackling you.]

[tradecraftdude]

[ Marco's taken by surprise at the tackling. A week of half-assed martial arts training from their resident crazy Chinese warload isn't doing him any good here, but he's going to redirect the pyjak kicking to spiky-headed idiot kicking. ]

Hey, get off me, you psycho!

[ Aaaaaand now there's two wet humping pyjaks and two angry teenagers in a pile. ]