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[tradecraftdude]

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PET PYJAK
ANSWERS 2 JOEY
DO NOT SHOOT
DO NOT EAT
DO NOT FEED BACON

RSPND 2 THIS MSG W/LEADS

[ Attached to the post is a slightly blurry photograph of a pyjak wearing a harness made out of cable ties, and a dogtag around its neck reads 'JOEY RAMOAN'. ]

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[tradecraftdude]

u can bait him w/nething hell eat wutever

but i think hes allergic 2 bacon or something

bad things always hapen when he eats bacon its like gremlins

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[distortedscream]

What the frag are gremlins?

[tradecraftdude]

there like

little monster dudes

all cute n fluffy unless u feed them after midnight

then they turn into insane destructive demon beasts

[distortedscream]

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[tradecraftdude]

no he just shits everywhere

i meen worse than usual

i meen RLY worse than usual