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[tradecraftdude]

MISSING

PET PYJAK
ANSWERS 2 JOEY
DO NOT SHOOT
DO NOT EAT
DO NOT FEED BACON

RSPND 2 THIS MSG W/LEADS

[ Attached to the post is a slightly blurry photograph of a pyjak wearing a harness made out of cable ties, and a dogtag around its neck reads 'JOEY RAMOAN'. ]

Comments

[tradecraftdude]

wtf do u even care

u dont seem 2b having ne trouble finding new friends

ms populatiry

[shutupmarco]

Somebody sounds jealous.

[tradecraftdude]

jealous that ur hanging w/stiles the superdweeb and that chick whos so stuck up its a wonder she hasnt broken her neck?

yea right

wut next

gonna tell me i dated cassie in ur universe or something

mashes the warn button with fierce abandon

[shutupmarco]

Oh, that's rich from somebody who spends all his free time arguing about whether Batman would beat Spiderman in a fight or whatever. You're just mad because I'm actually making friends around here. And you and Cassie? Please, don't make me laugh. Like she'd ever date you over Jake.

switches screen names

[tradecraftdude]

my friends here r totaly cooler than urs

how many robots and secret agents do u no huh? HUH?

and pls

id never date cassie neway

Re: switches screen names

[shutupmarco]

Yeah, you're right, she's way too good for you. You'd only date somebody who's a total clown like you are. Good luck with that.

And please, Marco. It's one thing to see you be insanely jealous. When you start inventing up imaginary friends, it's just sad.

[tradecraftdude]

well the reel version of u definately didnt think that

[shutupmarco]

I am real, thanks. What are you talking about?

[tradecraftdude]

ur not reel 2 me

cuz the reel u totaly dated me

[ wow marco regrets sending that the second he does but oops too late ]

[shutupmarco]

Again, it's sad that you're just resorting to making stuff up to try to get at me. Nice try, Marco. Like I'd ever date you in any universe.

[tradecraftdude]

w/e

u live in ur dreem world i live in mine k

[shutupmarco]

Seriously, Marco. Not funny.

[tradecraftdude]

everythings funny lol

bet ur just mad u werent cool enuff in ur world 2 date ne1

[shutupmarco]

Uh, you're the one that's forever single, dweeb. Except in your dreams, of course.

[tradecraftdude]

rly rachel

rly

tell me 1 person uv dated

1

ne1

[shutupmarco]

Uh, none of your beeswax, loser. How about you name one person you've dated -- who isn't featured in a poster on your bedroom wall?

[tradecraftdude]

i asked u 1st!!

so its prety obvious ur answer is NONE

[shutupmarco]

[ yeah okay Rachel would so rather admit to being single than to having a confusing friendcrush on a bird ]

Fine, you got me. I don't have a boyfriend. Who says I even want one? That doesn't mean you've done any better.

[tradecraftdude]

ive totaly done beter

i liked my rachel beter than u

bet shes a beter kisser

1/3

[shutupmarco]

[ okay he's taking this joke way too far

unless

it's not a joke ]

[shutupmarco]

[ oh god

no no no no ]

[shutupmarco]

EW GROSS

[tradecraftdude]

u might think that at first

but face it rachel

uve always been madly in love with me

just so hapens that the u from my world came in2 the light

[shutupmarco]

Oh my god, what went SO WRONG in your universe that I felt compelled to date YOU? I hope it was a dare. I hope somebody paid me to kiss you.

[tradecraftdude]

nah

i asked and u thought i was cool

all there is 2 it

so how bout u? gonna give in 2 fate 2?