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[tradecraftdude]

MISSING

PET PYJAK
ANSWERS 2 JOEY
DO NOT SHOOT
DO NOT EAT
DO NOT FEED BACON

RSPND 2 THIS MSG W/LEADS

[ Attached to the post is a slightly blurry photograph of a pyjak wearing a harness made out of cable ties, and a dogtag around its neck reads 'JOEY RAMOAN'. ]

Comments

[shutupmarco]

But I thought you wanted me to be your girlfriend. Don't you WANT that, Marco?

[tradecraftdude]

i want RACHEL

not this bizaro twilight zone bs

swear 2 god ur worse than her

[shutupmarco]

Sorry, loser, I am Rachel. And maybe if you'd stop being a giant creep for like, five minutes, you'd see that.

warn warn warn warn warn warn

[tradecraftdude]

ill stop bein a creep if u stop bein a total nutjob

o wait thats not rlly posible

cause ur

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[shutupmarco]

I'm insane? You're the one who can't get his head out of his ass over me not being his girlfriend in another stupid timeline. And what, you expect to win me over by ignoring me and then demanding that I date you to fix your own little personal reality? Get over yourself, Marco.

[tradecraftdude]

there we go

thats more like the rachel i no ;)

[shutupmarco]

Not according to you.

[tradecraftdude]

actualy rly u bare a p. good resemblance 2 her the bitchier u get

cmon rachel do u wanna b more like my rachel or more like ur rachel

it's a good thing this is over the network or fists might already be involved

[shutupmarco]

God, will you make up your mind over whether you want to hate me and never talk to me again or if you want to actually acknowledge I exist?

rachel would find a way to punch him through the extranet

[tradecraftdude]

lemme think...................................................



















nah

its funnier this way

if rachel knew how to trace his location her fist would already be in his face

[shutupmarco]

God, you're such a creep, you know that? I can't believe some version of me actually dated you. As if I'd want to be anything like her.

delicious

[tradecraftdude]

ok well

i still liked her beter

ur loss

deal or get out

it's really only a matter of time before it happens though. lbr.

[shutupmarco]

Ugh, and I think I liked my Marco better. He was a pain in the ass, but he was nowhere as annoying as you.

[tradecraftdude]

o so ur admiting 2 liking SOME marco

gues he couldnt have been 2 lame after all

[shutupmarco]

You know what? Yeah, I liked him okay. I never kissed him, so don't get any ideas, but I can say one thing about the Marco I knew: we didn't usually agree on how to do things, but when it really came down to it, I could count on him to have my back, that's for sure. I guess that's more than I can say for you.

[tradecraftdude]

no prob rachel

i can wait

[shutupmarco]

Yeah, you'll be waiting a long time. Cowards aren't really my type, and since you're obviously too afraid to treat me like my own person, somehow I'm not feeling the spark.