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[tradecraftdude]

MISSING

PET PYJAK
ANSWERS 2 JOEY
DO NOT SHOOT
DO NOT EAT
DO NOT FEED BACON

RSPND 2 THIS MSG W/LEADS

[ Attached to the post is a slightly blurry photograph of a pyjak wearing a harness made out of cable ties, and a dogtag around its neck reads 'JOEY RAMOAN'. ]

Comments

[tradecraftdude]

i left him at home

then i went 2 work

and he wasnt there when i got back

[techburst]

Do you happen to have a roommate that doesn't like spacey monkeys?

[tradecraftdude]

no

no WAY

he WOULDNT

:(

[techburst]

You don't think so?

Has Joey done anything particularly .. obnoxious lately?

[tradecraftdude]

i mean he crapped on the couch yesterday but that hapens almost all the time

im pretty sure prowl wouldnt throw him out

at least not w/o yeling at me over it

AAAAAUUUUGH

[techburst]

Are you sure?

[if it's clear that she's doing this just to agitate the kid, well .. it's because she is.]

[tradecraftdude]

YES

i meen

my domestic situation is non of ur busines

[techburst]

Trouble in the old homestead, I take it?

[oh, be glad you can't see it, marco. she's grinning.]

[tradecraftdude]

yeah i think im gonna need a divorce

or beter yet a restraining order

do u no how 2 reprogram robots