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[tradecraftdude]

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PET PYJAK
ANSWERS 2 JOEY
DO NOT SHOOT
DO NOT EAT
DO NOT FEED BACON

RSPND 2 THIS MSG W/LEADS

[ Attached to the post is a slightly blurry photograph of a pyjak wearing a harness made out of cable ties, and a dogtag around its neck reads 'JOEY RAMOAN'. ]

Comments

[tradecraftdude]

[ Marco's about to just roll his eyes sprint off in the direction she indicates, but after that last bit, he pauses mid-step and gives her a horrified look. ]

Why the hell would you do something like that, you crazy bitch?! He's an innocent little animal!

[traitortwin]

[Have an incredulous laugh for your trouble, kid.]

Yeah sure, I'm a crazy bitch, and that's just some innocent little animal! It just looked like another stupid pyjak to me, and this one tried to piss on my shoes!

[tradecraftdude]

Joey wouldn't piss on anyone's shoes unless they did something to deserve it! [ that's a total lie, marco; pyjaks piss on everything ] He was probably making commentary on your winning personality!

[traitortwin]

Oh, that's not bullshit at all. I bet you that rat-monkey would piss on its own mother!

[tradecraftdude]

Maybe that's why he tried to piss on you! He probably mistook you for his mother!

[ And with that polite remark, Marco's going to turn around and start stomping off in a huff. ]

[traitortwin]

Right. Which makes it just as stupid as its owner. I wonder which one rubbed off on the other.

[Because South's got a bad habit of always wanting to have the last word. Not that she cares of Marco actually stops to continue this intelligent, thought-provoking conversation, though.]

[tradecraftdude]

[ Oh, no, Marco doesn't let anyone get the last word. He whirls around and shouts back. ]

At least I'm not stupid enough to stand around in a space monkey's line of fire! Better watch out, lady, 'cause when I find him I'm gonna train him to piss on your shoes on command!

[traitortwin]

Oh, I didn't just stand there! I told you, I kicked it! And I'll do it again - or worse - if I see it again, so you'd better keep the stupid thing away from me!

[tradecraftdude]

You mess with Joey again and I'll be on you like shit on velcro, lady!

[ He makes the universal gesture for 'I've got my eyes on you' and starts stomping off again. ]