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Apr. 4th, 2013 01:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
As if the place didn't smell bad enough already without fresh water.
[Yo, Omega. Have Commander Shepard, the one with a Y chromosome, holding a pyjak firmly by the tail. The little bastard squirms and flails, but Shepard just keeps on holding it tightly.]
Aria, if you're listening, your rock has really gone downhill lately. [So understated in the most deadpan voice ever.]
Pretty soon we'll all be drinking our own recycled waste and bunking with pyjaks.
[And then he just tosses the creature off-screen. There's a loud noise as the poor devil probably lands amidst some crates and scurries off. Shepard switches his omni-tool to a private channel, so unless you're one of the Normanderps, you're not really going to see anything but static.]
( [Private to Normandy crew//unhackable (unless you're some badass AI probably)] )
[Yo, Omega. Have Commander Shepard, the one with a Y chromosome, holding a pyjak firmly by the tail. The little bastard squirms and flails, but Shepard just keeps on holding it tightly.]
Aria, if you're listening, your rock has really gone downhill lately. [So understated in the most deadpan voice ever.]
Pretty soon we'll all be drinking our own recycled waste and bunking with pyjaks.
[And then he just tosses the creature off-screen. There's a loud noise as the poor devil probably lands amidst some crates and scurries off. Shepard switches his omni-tool to a private channel, so unless you're one of the Normanderps, you're not really going to see anything but static.]
( [Private to Normandy crew//unhackable (unless you're some badass AI probably)] )