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[airraid]

[well if this isn't freaking great.

so, he's missed the part about zeta district being quarantined until just now, and he can't say he likes the look of what the hell is going on out there. he's seen these things before - because uh, didn't we just have to deal with this? come on! but it doesn't surprise him to see that here are still some stragglers left behind.

he peers into his omni-tool with one eyebrow raised, a very unimpressed expression sliding across his face.] So, I dunno about you guys, but I think I'm gonna stay inside for this one. It looks like it's raining bullets and damn if I didn't forget my bulletproof galoshes.

[pause.] I thought we got rid of all these things. Hey, either of you Shepards - what the hell's the deal?

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[unyieldingly]

Probably a smart idea. It doesn't look like this is going to end anytime soon.

[She shoots him a wild look and a smile.]

Where are you holding up?

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[airraid]

[that look earns her a smirk in return.] Just some hole in the wall, nothing fancy .. I've managed to feng shui the living room but it still looks like a krogan came through here on a rampage.

[never mind that he's silently sending you his coordinates.]

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[unyieldingly]

[Oh, hello. Hawke eyes those coordinates as she speaks, her smile growing just a bit sharp at the edges.]

Filled it with plants, then? A dangling tapestry or two?

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[herewegoto]

Tucked in safe and sound?

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[airraid]

S'gotta be you, right Kasumi?

[snort.]

Safe and sound might be stretching it a bit, but .. eh, i'm holding up all right.

When the hell'd you show up?

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[herewegoto]

I'd say the one and only, but I'm more famous for the stealing than the lying. But you know me, I hate to miss a party.

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[fightforthelost]

Don't tell me you were expecting a vacation, Joker.

You alright?

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[airraid]

Okay, I won't. But I'm still looking around for those drinks with the little umbrellas in them.

M'all right so far. Not going outside, if you're thinking about asking me to come help you fight these things, though. Just putting that out there.

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[fightforthelost]

How will we make it without you though?

[But really, if you're cracking jokes, you can't be in that much danger at least.]

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[chose]

I thought we took care of them too, but that's just not how our luck runs, is it?

[someone looks a mess. but who cares, it's normal. Shepard pushes her hair out of her eyes]

Are you safe?

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[airraid]

[.. shepard, you always look a mess. it's just that right now you look more of one than usual.]

If by 'are you safe' you mean 'are you keeping from being turned into one of those crazy-looking zombies', then yes. Doesn't make being holed up in here any less boring.

[never mind that he has a housemate that he's getting to know!]

[chose]

Leave it to you to find the sunny side. [but she's all bark and no bite; look at that grin]

You're telling me after all these years sitting by yourself in the cockpit, you don't have ways to keep yourself entertained? I'm disappointed, Joker.

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[anarrowtotheeye]

[Your housebuddy isn't amused by these things either. He's spent the first day taking care of any stragglers around the house, but their numbers have just increased and the reality of the situation is that these things are seeking living beings.

As Joker finishes the broadcast, Dun approaches him and speaks rather sharply.]

We have to move out of here. Those monsters are coming and if we aren't fast we're going to be next on the menu.

[airraid]

[yeah .. he's still not impressed with you, man. you walk around trying to be all big and badass and really, it's just getting on his nerves.

so he remains about as relaxed and composed as he possibly can.]

Yeah, about that .. I'm not taking any orders from anyone without the name Shepard attached to the title Commander. We're fine right where we are. They haven't gotten in yet, have they?

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[anarrowtotheeye]

They haven't, but how sure are you that your little barricade can withstand an assault?

There was a woman on the tool who went by that name. She provided the location of a safe place to stay. I don't mind escorting you there; I'd rather not come back to find some blue distorted monstrosity in your place. I hate cleaning up and I'm not sure I can get the blue stains off the wall.

action because she's actually there, yo

[traitortwin]

[Yo. South hasn't quite left yet either.. but she's already got the underlayer of her armor on because she's pretty damn sure she's gonna get a call any second now... but in the meanwhile, she's staring out the window.

She overheard his broadcast (because let's face it he's kinda loud and chatty), and when he's done, she spares him an eyebrow quirk and a small snort.]

Staying in, huh? Probably be better if you don't want to get shot.

bring iiiiiiit.

[airraid]

[it's kind of weird seeing the other walk around without her armor on considering she'd been pretty reticent to get out of it in the first place - but the fact that she isn't in it at this very moment means that there really isn't any need for concern - at least not yet - and he likes that.

he shrugs as she stares out the window, reclining a bit further in his chair.] Yeah .. I like not getting shot. Except for when it gets me out of something I don't want to do. It's like one of the only reasons I miss going planetside for missions.

with pleasure~

[traitortwin]

[Of course she wanted to keep it on at first - this place is fucking bugnuts so far. But since, she's relaxed a little. A little. She's still got incredibly easy access to her armor should she need it at any instant. Like, say, if those things got a little too close to their apartment for comfort... But yeah, right this second, everything's cool. For now.]

Shot just to get out of something... [She shakes her head.] Why would you even go that far? Just fake sick. Food poisoning, or something like that.

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[calibrating]

Where are you holed up? I can play guard for a little while until the area is clear.

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[airraid]

Aw, gonna be my turian in shining armor? How sweet of you.

[he's sending his coordinates. don't mind him. it's not like he thinks he's really going to need the help, or anything.]

[calibrating]

Well, it's not shining, but beggars can't be choosers. That's the human saying, right?

Be there in twelve.

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[dowhatittakes]

I would think staying inside would be for the best, I guess Aria was lax on cleaning up the last of these...creatures.

[She's obviously out fighting the creepy things while trying to stay well enough away so they don't touch her.]

I think Javik might have a good idea in throwing things out of airlocks.

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[airraid]

Stating the obvious, again, I see. [he chuckles.]

Hrm .. so then all we have to do is lure them to the nearest airlock. Got any suggestions?

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[hacksaw]

Keeping yourself out of trouble, Jeff? So you can be taught.

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[airraid]

When was the last time you knew me to be in any kind of trouble, doc?

[please don't remember afterlife please don't remember afterlife for the love of god please don't remember afterlife you're an old lady you forget things right??]