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[airraid]

[well if this isn't freaking great.

so, he's missed the part about zeta district being quarantined until just now, and he can't say he likes the look of what the hell is going on out there. he's seen these things before - because uh, didn't we just have to deal with this? come on! but it doesn't surprise him to see that here are still some stragglers left behind.

he peers into his omni-tool with one eyebrow raised, a very unimpressed expression sliding across his face.] So, I dunno about you guys, but I think I'm gonna stay inside for this one. It looks like it's raining bullets and damn if I didn't forget my bulletproof galoshes.

[pause.] I thought we got rid of all these things. Hey, either of you Shepards - what the hell's the deal?

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[airraid]

I wanna see you swallow an armor-piercing round and have it not tear that turian ass to shreds.

[p-p-p-p-poker faaaace.]

I've even give you ten credits if you do it.

[calibrating]

All right, sure.

Hell, I'll do it right now if you want.

[airraid]

[.. garrus.]

Save it for when you get here. I need to see this in person.

[calibrating]

Fair enough.

So along with saving you, I'm also performing a party trick. You owe me big time, Joker.