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[well if this isn't freaking great.

so, he's missed the part about zeta district being quarantined until just now, and he can't say he likes the look of what the hell is going on out there. he's seen these things before - because uh, didn't we just have to deal with this? come on! but it doesn't surprise him to see that here are still some stragglers left behind.

he peers into his omni-tool with one eyebrow raised, a very unimpressed expression sliding across his face.] So, I dunno about you guys, but I think I'm gonna stay inside for this one. It looks like it's raining bullets and damn if I didn't forget my bulletproof galoshes.

[pause.] I thought we got rid of all these things. Hey, either of you Shepards - what the hell's the deal?

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I thought we took care of them too, but that's just not how our luck runs, is it?

[someone looks a mess. but who cares, it's normal. Shepard pushes her hair out of her eyes]

Are you safe?

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[.. shepard, you always look a mess. it's just that right now you look more of one than usual.]

If by 'are you safe' you mean 'are you keeping from being turned into one of those crazy-looking zombies', then yes. Doesn't make being holed up in here any less boring.

[never mind that he has a housemate that he's getting to know!]

[chose]

Leave it to you to find the sunny side. [but she's all bark and no bite; look at that grin]

You're telling me after all these years sitting by yourself in the cockpit, you don't have ways to keep yourself entertained? I'm disappointed, Joker.

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Hey, that's what I'm here for, right? To keep up crew morale - oh, wait. That was Kelly's job. Traynor's too busy getting a lady boner over EDI to care about that sorta thing ..

[AHEM.]

.. In my defense, there's nothing on the vid screens worth watching, and - [he pauses, looks around as though afraid of being overheard.] I don't know if you know, but I'm living with Mordin. I guess that in itself should be interesting enough, huh?

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[the driest tone of voice to ever rival a desert]

You live with Mordin.

And you're bored.

I'm not sure there's any hope for you.

[airraid]

[come on, shep. give him some credit here. :|]

All he wants to talk about is science and whatever the hell he's gonna do now that he's got the clinic back! You think I care about that? C'mon! I need something more entertaining.