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[well if this isn't freaking great.
so, he's missed the part about zeta district being quarantined until just now, and he can't say he likes the look of what the hell is going on out there. he's seen these things before - because uh, didn't we just have to deal with this? come on! but it doesn't surprise him to see that here are still some stragglers left behind.
he peers into his omni-tool with one eyebrow raised, a very unimpressed expression sliding across his face.] So, I dunno about you guys, but I think I'm gonna stay inside for this one. It looks like it's raining bullets and damn if I didn't forget my bulletproof galoshes.
[pause.] I thought we got rid of all these things. Hey, either of you Shepards - what the hell's the deal?
so, he's missed the part about zeta district being quarantined until just now, and he can't say he likes the look of what the hell is going on out there. he's seen these things before - because uh, didn't we just have to deal with this? come on! but it doesn't surprise him to see that here are still some stragglers left behind.
he peers into his omni-tool with one eyebrow raised, a very unimpressed expression sliding across his face.] So, I dunno about you guys, but I think I'm gonna stay inside for this one. It looks like it's raining bullets and damn if I didn't forget my bulletproof galoshes.
[pause.] I thought we got rid of all these things. Hey, either of you Shepards - what the hell's the deal?
ugh i want all the cr with kasumi can i please have it.
joker wants in on poker games with her and a pirate right
uh YES that would only be his childhood dream are you kidding.
[snrk.]
Yeah, they're nice like that .. They waited until a bunch of us got here to show up and start causing trouble.
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But .. yeah, I think you're right on that one. Hey, that reminds me - speaking of Shepard. [might as well get this covered now than go over it later.] It's gotten pretty clear around here that everybody here knows a different one. Like. There's more than one of 'em. Crazy, right?
I thought so.
What's yours like?
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For. Scientific reasons.
[Can you hear that grin, Joker?]
But mine was very much a man.
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because
with her hipsit's just straight-up hard to imagine.] Scientific reasons .. uh huh. You're not the kinda person that wants to see what an opposite gender version of yourself is like for sexual reasons, are you?[because those people totally exist. seriously. ever been on the extranet?]
Well, we're on the same page with Shepard, then. Mostly, I think. Is he an asshole?
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[But that intrigued tone? Yeah. She bets he-she would be hot.]
He's a man. Slightly complicated, mostly good at getting things done. Personal problems, Joker?
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[damn it.]
No problems - just trying to figure things out. The dude-Shepard here looks almost exactly like mine, but .. he's got that whole tough love thing going on. So I know he's not the one I know.
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Hm, unless you're not the Jeff I know. Quick, tell me how you feel about AIs in synthetic bodies.
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[squint.]
You mean aside from how hot they are? And how their voices are so attractive that certain specialists feel the need to say that they want to roll naked with them in satin sheets?
Eh, got nothin' against 'em.
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[She just can't help herself, okay.]
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just. staring.] Mood lighting. Right. I'll remember that.
[woman you are the weirdest ..]
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Good plan. Never know when she'll show up, Jeff. You want to be prepared. There's all kinds of new and interesting AIs popping up. Have to keep in the game.
i hate when i notice two weeks later that there's something wrong with a tag and then i can't fix it
except now he's distracted by the mention of other ai.] What do you mean, new and interesting?
[way to deflect from the original topic, there, kid.]