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Feb. 4th, 2013 02:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hellodeadpeopleDear Pandimensional Assholes,
Hello and welcome to Jack’s Guide to Not Getting Yourself Shot And Dissolved In An Acid Bath And/Or Sold Off Into Deep Terminus Space As A Slave!
A lot of you aren’t from here, and normally I would say sucks to be you, but apparently half the fucking docking zone thinks I look like a tour guide, so before I punch the skull in of the next person who asks me if I know this place, here it is.
You’re on Omega. It’s a giant floating eezo rock with a sad excuse for a space station soldered onto it’s ass - home to mercenaries, terrorists, black market vendors, people who kick puppies and aliens with really bad B.O.. It’s pretty much the last shithole you wanted to be stuck in the Milky Way galaxy. Good job landing yourselves here, you sad saps.
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Hello and welcome to Jack’s Guide to Not Getting Yourself Shot And Dissolved In An Acid Bath And/Or Sold Off Into Deep Terminus Space As A Slave!
A lot of you aren’t from here, and normally I would say sucks to be you, but apparently half the fucking docking zone thinks I look like a tour guide, so before I punch the skull in of the next person who asks me if I know this place, here it is.
You’re on Omega. It’s a giant floating eezo rock with a sad excuse for a space station soldered onto it’s ass - home to mercenaries, terrorists, black market vendors, people who kick puppies and aliens with really bad B.O.. It’s pretty much the last shithole you wanted to be stuck in the Milky Way galaxy. Good job landing yourselves here, you sad saps.
