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As if the place didn't smell bad enough already without fresh water.

[Yo, Omega. Have Commander Shepard, the one with a Y chromosome, holding a pyjak firmly by the tail. The little bastard squirms and flails, but Shepard just keeps on holding it tightly.]

Aria, if you're listening, your rock has really gone downhill lately. [So understated in the most deadpan voice ever.]

Pretty soon we'll all be drinking our own recycled waste and bunking with pyjaks.

[And then he just tosses the creature off-screen. There's a loud noise as the poor devil probably lands amidst some crates and scurries off. Shepard switches his omni-tool to a private channel, so unless you're one of the Normanderps, you're not really going to see anything but static.]

[Private to Normandy crew//unhackable (unless you're some badass AI probably)]

I need a head count and a status update. Also, if anybody's had any luck on finding a shuttle out of here, drinks are on me.

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I didn't know living in a dump was part of the Salarian military's training protocol.

Not that specifically, but the fact that I can get around unseen is extremely helpful.

Extra attention on Omega tends to shorten your lifespan.

Edited (whatever fuck words) 2013-04-05 05:36 (UTC)

I can imagine. I've already had an unpleasant encounter with a few batarians.

Any of them happen to be a bartender?

I wouldn't know, Shepard. They jumped me in an alley, I didn't have a chance to ask.

A good rule of thumb on Omega is just to shoot half the batarians you see and punch the other half.

The only issue with that is the fact that they punch back.

[Those gauntlet things, dude. not pretty.]

I guess I'm used to them going down on the first hit.

[But you're a squishy little dude :C ]

Salarians aren't exactly known for punching too hard. Thankfully, I have other means of dealing with batarians.

Right. The pistol.

[Have a little smirk and a nod. Also, this makes him think of something.]

Which reminds me, we should probably pool our resources. Without the Normandy, we don't exactly have an armory built up. Feel up to doing some inventory on weapons?

Sounds like a good plan. I'm free whenever you need me.

Considering the water problem might be a precursor to something else...

[Shep is suspicious. Sounds like the setup to some attack or something.]

... sooner rather than later would be best. We can meet at Mordin's clinic.

[YUP that's basically what Kirrahe's been thinking. Great minds think alike. Or just paranoid ones. Either way.]

Understood. I'll be there shortly.

[Kirrahe just gets a nod before Shep cuts the feed.]

[TO THE SHEPCAVE!]

[Well I mean technically it's the Mordincave]

[AND KIRRAHE WILL AWAIT THE COMMANDER'S ARRIVAL because he totally got there first]

[Of course he did. He's a speedy little frog.]

[Shep walks into the main room of the clinic, his weapons on his back. He glances around, looking for Kirrahe. Spotting the froggy, he motions towards a room off to the side with a nod before heading into it.

Can't let the patients see them taking weapon inventory.]

[And Kirrahe follows, his own rather limited, outdated arsenal in tow. Ah well.]

Looks like we're a little under-armed right now.

[First comes his little Shuriken SMG which he checks and lays on a table. Then his N7 Piranha shotgun, his special baby. Finally, he takes the Avenger off his back which he actually got on Omega.]

So it would seem. It's better than nothing, but it really isn't much.

[Kirrahe puts his own weapons on the table; a Hammer sniper rifle and a Striker pistol.]

I haven't seen these models in any of the shops around here.

[Shep eyes them for a moment.]

Looks like you're a little behind the times. Most weapons nowadays use thermal clips.

So I've heard. Three years isn't that long, but it certainly feels like it. None of the shops around here even have parts or upgrades for these.

You might have better use for the Avenger than I do.

[He points to the assault rifle.]

I usually stick to my shotgun.

[WELL Kirrahe will pick it up and start looking it over]

Something automatic would be better in a tight spot. Might be a little bulky, though. The sniper's heavy enough.

[He nods. He likes talking weapons. Weapons are cool. He might get boners about weapons even.

Shep picks up his SMG.]

Maybe the Shuriken? Six-round burst and as light as a pistol.

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totally action. totally.

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