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[fightforthelost]

As if the place didn't smell bad enough already without fresh water.

[Yo, Omega. Have Commander Shepard, the one with a Y chromosome, holding a pyjak firmly by the tail. The little bastard squirms and flails, but Shepard just keeps on holding it tightly.]

Aria, if you're listening, your rock has really gone downhill lately. [So understated in the most deadpan voice ever.]

Pretty soon we'll all be drinking our own recycled waste and bunking with pyjaks.

[And then he just tosses the creature off-screen. There's a loud noise as the poor devil probably lands amidst some crates and scurries off. Shepard switches his omni-tool to a private channel, so unless you're one of the Normanderps, you're not really going to see anything but static.]

[Private to Normandy crew//unhackable (unless you're some badass AI probably)]

I need a head count and a status update. Also, if anybody's had any luck on finding a shuttle out of here, drinks are on me.

Comments

[video]

[motivationalspeaker]

Pretty soon? I've already had to chase a few of them out of my dwelling. One of them almost made off with my pistol.

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[fightforthelost]

Great. Now we have to worry about pyjaks with weapons.

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[motivationalspeaker]

I'd thought I'd secured it well enough, apparently I was mistaken.

In any case, I'm sure they'd be easy enough to disarm.

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[fightforthelost]

Not exactly Reapers we're dealing with, so there's that.

You adjusting well to Omega?

[ video]

[dowhatittakes]

As far as I've been able to tell we've lost the other Shepard and I haven't heard from Jack at all. I'm not sure if there's anyone else that I'm overlooking.

private

[herewegoto]

Have a destination in mind, Shep? Think the Normandy's a little occupied these days.

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[fightforthelost]

We're going to have to start keeping a list. This was a lot easier when everyone was together on the Normandy.

Re: private

[fightforthelost]

Nowhere specific unless "anywhere out of here" qualifies.

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[motivationalspeaker]

In all honesty, I haven't had much trouble adapting to this place. My training's paid off here a lot more than I expected it to.

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[fightforthelost]

I didn't know living in a dump was part of the Salarian military's training protocol.

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[motivationalspeaker]

Not that specifically, but the fact that I can get around unseen is extremely helpful.

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[fightforthelost]

Extra attention on Omega tends to shorten your lifespan.

[Video]

[salarian_savant]

[Don't mind him and the hectic scenery. The clinic is a little busy today.]

Short on time, Shepard. Loss of water has proven problematic as expected.

[Ignore him as he sets a pyjak on fire. Horrible creatures. They keep trying to make off with his stuff.]

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[motivationalspeaker]

I can imagine. I've already had an unpleasant encounter with a few batarians.

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[fightforthelost]

Any of them happen to be a bartender?

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[fightforthelost]

Understatement of the day.

[Hahah, flaming pyjak. Would kind of be amusing if Shepard wasn't annoyed with this whole situation.]

You need some help?

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[motivationalspeaker]

I wouldn't know, Shepard. They jumped me in an alley, I didn't have a chance to ask.

[Video]

[salarian_savant]

Do not wish to cause alarm. Create more difficulties.

[It actually wouldn't be the first time he's set one on fire. Tuchanka is full of them. He hates them hanging around the clinic too. It's about time he starts setting traps.]

With patients or pyjaks? [He shrugs.] Have water situation temporarily relieved. Hawke capable of creating ice and melting it. Will manage. Pyjaks, on other hand, attempting to steal equipment.

[VIDEO]

[calibrating]

Checking in. This no-water business is causing some serious unrest.

What's the crew count look like?

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[fightforthelost]

A good rule of thumb on Omega is just to shoot half the batarians you see and punch the other half.

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[fightforthelost]

I wouldn't be much use helping with the patients. I'm better at harming than healing.

Who is Hawke?

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[fightforthelost]

So far you, Liara, Mordin, and Kasumi have checked in. Liara mentioned she hasn't been able to contact Jack, and my female counterpart seems to be AWOL.

Kirrahe got in contact as well. Figured we'd make him honorary crew since he's trustworthy.

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[motivationalspeaker]

The only issue with that is the fact that they punch back.

[Those gauntlet things, dude. not pretty.]

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[fightforthelost]

I guess I'm used to them going down on the first hit.

[But you're a squishy little dude :C ]

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[motivationalspeaker]

Salarians aren't exactly known for punching too hard. Thankfully, I have other means of dealing with batarians.