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[fightforthelost]

As if the place didn't smell bad enough already without fresh water.

[Yo, Omega. Have Commander Shepard, the one with a Y chromosome, holding a pyjak firmly by the tail. The little bastard squirms and flails, but Shepard just keeps on holding it tightly.]

Aria, if you're listening, your rock has really gone downhill lately. [So understated in the most deadpan voice ever.]

Pretty soon we'll all be drinking our own recycled waste and bunking with pyjaks.

[And then he just tosses the creature off-screen. There's a loud noise as the poor devil probably lands amidst some crates and scurries off. Shepard switches his omni-tool to a private channel, so unless you're one of the Normanderps, you're not really going to see anything but static.]

[Private to Normandy crew//unhackable (unless you're some badass AI probably)]

I need a head count and a status update. Also, if anybody's had any luck on finding a shuttle out of here, drinks are on me.

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Re: [Video]

[fightforthelost]

Understatement of the day.

[Hahah, flaming pyjak. Would kind of be amusing if Shepard wasn't annoyed with this whole situation.]

You need some help?

[Video]

[salarian_savant]

Do not wish to cause alarm. Create more difficulties.

[It actually wouldn't be the first time he's set one on fire. Tuchanka is full of them. He hates them hanging around the clinic too. It's about time he starts setting traps.]

With patients or pyjaks? [He shrugs.] Have water situation temporarily relieved. Hawke capable of creating ice and melting it. Will manage. Pyjaks, on other hand, attempting to steal equipment.

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[fightforthelost]

I wouldn't be much use helping with the patients. I'm better at harming than healing.

Who is Hawke?

[Video]

[salarian_savant]

Welcome to deal with pyjaks. Do not have system in place like krogan on Tuchanka.

[He smacks one idly off his desk.]

Hawke new resident of Omega. Arrived on shuttle in similar fashion to us. Have hired as assistant. Intelligent. Capable of... magic.

Re: [Video]

[fightforthelost]

[He's not even surprised about the "magic" thing since he met Morrigan.]

I think I saw that on the network a few days ago.

She trustworthy?

[Video]

[salarian_savant]

[Mordin still hesitates to consider it magic. He reconciles it with considering that it is simply science that is unexplained.]

In personal experience, quite reliable. Intelligent. Capable assistant. Have seen nothing to suggest otherwise.

Re: [Video]

[fightforthelost]

[A nod from Shep.]

If she can make water, then she's pretty valuable right now.

Meaning if the water shortage is a pre-emptive strike, she might find some new enemies soon. Keep your eyes on her.

[Video]

[salarian_savant]

Incredibly valuable. Will be keeping at clinic as much as possible. Necessary for patients. Serves ulterior motive of keeping within eyesight. No need to be concerned.

Re: [Video]

[fightforthelost]

Just what the doctor ordered.

Also, you mind if Kirrahe and I borrow a room in the clinic for a quick weapon count?

[Video]

[salarian_savant]

Welcome to back room. Not sterile. Unsuitable for medical practice at moment. Cannot promise permanently.