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[fightforthelost]

As if the place didn't smell bad enough already without fresh water.

[Yo, Omega. Have Commander Shepard, the one with a Y chromosome, holding a pyjak firmly by the tail. The little bastard squirms and flails, but Shepard just keeps on holding it tightly.]

Aria, if you're listening, your rock has really gone downhill lately. [So understated in the most deadpan voice ever.]

Pretty soon we'll all be drinking our own recycled waste and bunking with pyjaks.

[And then he just tosses the creature off-screen. There's a loud noise as the poor devil probably lands amidst some crates and scurries off. Shepard switches his omni-tool to a private channel, so unless you're one of the Normanderps, you're not really going to see anything but static.]

[Private to Normandy crew//unhackable (unless you're some badass AI probably)]

I need a head count and a status update. Also, if anybody's had any luck on finding a shuttle out of here, drinks are on me.

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Re: totally action. totally.

[fightforthelost]

[Yes, Shepard likes those second two options. He nods as he listens and folds his arms over his chest as he thinks for a moment.]

Let me handle option three. I can get a team together. As for option two, I know a certain thief that might be able to help you out on that.

Re: totally action. totally.

[motivationalspeaker]

[Oh good because as much of a boyscout as kirrahe is, the idea of working shitty jobs for a few months is not appealing]

A thief? That would be ideal, actually.

Re: totally action. totally.

[fightforthelost]

[yeah and Shepard isn't a boyscout at all, so there's no moral quandary here.]

I'll make sure she gets in touch with you.

Re: totally action. totally.

[motivationalspeaker]

[omg shep ur so bad.]

Understood, I'll look forward to it. I'll see about gathering information on the mercenaries for you.

Re: totally action. totally.

[fightforthelost]

Feel free to call for backup if you need it. I'll add you to the crew's filter.

Re: totally action. totally.

[motivationalspeaker]

[you know who would pee their pants if they heard that line? Conrad. Pee everywhere.

Kirrahe is less of a toolbox than Conrad, so he'll just give Shepard a nod and not pee his pants]

Got it. Hopefully backup won't be necessary, but I appreciate it.

Re: totally action. totally.

[fightforthelost]

[Conrad pisses himself every time Shepard even looks his way. He's like a super-excited puppy that can't hold it in.]

[Shep starts to put his weapons back in place.]

Keep me posted. I should go.

[which is how he ends pretty much every convo, you know]

Re: totally action. totally.

[motivationalspeaker]

[And Kirrahe will do the same. Good pow wow, Shep]

I won't keep you. I've got work to get back to myself.