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outsiders2013-04-04 01:21 pm
fightforthelost) wrote in outsiders2013-04-04 01:21 pm
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As if the place didn't smell bad enough already without fresh water.
[Yo, Omega. Have Commander Shepard, the one with a Y chromosome, holding a pyjak firmly by the tail. The little bastard squirms and flails, but Shepard just keeps on holding it tightly.]
Aria, if you're listening, your rock has really gone downhill lately. [So understated in the most deadpan voice ever.]
Pretty soon we'll all be drinking our own recycled waste and bunking with pyjaks.
[And then he just tosses the creature off-screen. There's a loud noise as the poor devil probably lands amidst some crates and scurries off. Shepard switches his omni-tool to a private channel, so unless you're one of the Normanderps, you're not really going to see anything but static.]
[Private to Normandy crew//unhackable (unless you're some badass AI probably)]
I need a head count and a status update. Also, if anybody's had any luck on finding a shuttle out of here, drinks are on me.
[Yo, Omega. Have Commander Shepard, the one with a Y chromosome, holding a pyjak firmly by the tail. The little bastard squirms and flails, but Shepard just keeps on holding it tightly.]
Aria, if you're listening, your rock has really gone downhill lately. [So understated in the most deadpan voice ever.]
Pretty soon we'll all be drinking our own recycled waste and bunking with pyjaks.
[And then he just tosses the creature off-screen. There's a loud noise as the poor devil probably lands amidst some crates and scurries off. Shepard switches his omni-tool to a private channel, so unless you're one of the Normanderps, you're not really going to see anything but static.]
[Private to Normandy crew//unhackable (unless you're some badass AI probably)]
I need a head count and a status update. Also, if anybody's had any luck on finding a shuttle out of here, drinks are on me.
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Let's just hope they turn the water back on soon. I'm not really buying the whole 'shortage' explanation. Somebody's behind it.
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You don't, huh? You think this is just some elaborate plot to make us all work together and team-build or some shit?
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You have any idea at all, or are you just operating under assumptions?