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Mordin Solus ([personal profile] salarian_savant) wrote in [community profile] outsiders2013-04-21 12:42 am
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Secondary Analysis | Video | Open

Appears difficulties have currently subsided. Wished to remind any with lingering injuries of presence of clinic in Gozu district. Suggest prompt visit for varren bites. Carry number of diseases. Large number disfiguring and painful. Also attaching pamphlet for dehydration symptoms. Covers multiple races. Recommend increased intake of water.

[Sometimes, he's so helpful. He just doesn't want to waste time dealing with people who are still dehydrated a week later. Also attached to the video are his credentials as a scientist and physician.]

Reminder for new arrivals. Always welcome applicants to clinic. Number of positions available.

[Pause.]

Aware pyjak meat delicacy in some cultures. Have recently come into number of fully cooked specimens. Will part with them for small number of credits. Population appears to be decreasing in size.

[Where he's gotten the pyjak meat is clearly a mystery. He hasn't been setting them on fire himself or anything. Wherever have you gotten that thought?]

Otherwise, will be here. [He disconnects.]
tradecraftdude: 08 (send halp)

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[personal profile] tradecraftdude 2013-04-21 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ /!\ ]

DONT EAT JOEY
tradecraftdude: 14 (science has failed me)

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[personal profile] tradecraftdude 2013-04-22 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ because teenagers ]

hes my pyjak!!

i left him at home 2day i hope he didnt get looose
tradecraftdude: 06 (are you insane)

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[personal profile] tradecraftdude 2013-04-22 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ well no one's making you text back, bro ]

WELL IF U C NE 'VERMIN' IN UR CLINIC

W/TAGS THAT CLEARLY MEANS ITS A PET

DONT 'DISPOSE' OF IT OK