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[fightforthelost]

As if the place didn't smell bad enough already without fresh water.

[Yo, Omega. Have Commander Shepard, the one with a Y chromosome, holding a pyjak firmly by the tail. The little bastard squirms and flails, but Shepard just keeps on holding it tightly.]

Aria, if you're listening, your rock has really gone downhill lately. [So understated in the most deadpan voice ever.]

Pretty soon we'll all be drinking our own recycled waste and bunking with pyjaks.

[And then he just tosses the creature off-screen. There's a loud noise as the poor devil probably lands amidst some crates and scurries off. Shepard switches his omni-tool to a private channel, so unless you're one of the Normanderps, you're not really going to see anything but static.]

[Private to Normandy crew//unhackable (unless you're some badass AI probably)]

I need a head count and a status update. Also, if anybody's had any luck on finding a shuttle out of here, drinks are on me.

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[calibrating]

We won't have to worry about Thane unless he goes a couple more days with radio silence. I'll keep an eye out for any of his handiwork, too.

[Because there's no way in hell keeping an eye out for him is going to work out at all]

Speaking of... when I'm done with this pleasure cruise, I wanna talk to you about something.

[airraid]

As a matter of fact, I devote half an hour every night to just that. Got a whole notebook full of shit I'm just waiting to use.

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[fightforthelost]

[The remark about a talk gets Shepard to raise his eye. He knows Garrus well enough to know that it has to be something fairly important.]

Of course. Door's always open.

[fightforthelost]

I believe it.

Let's just hope they turn the water back on soon. I'm not really buying the whole 'shortage' explanation. Somebody's behind it.

[airraid]

Damn right you do.

You don't, huh? You think this is just some elaborate plot to make us all work together and team-build or some shit?

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[calibrating]

Metaphorically, I hope.

Last thing we need is a break and enter.

[He's teasing. Honest.]

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[fightforthelost]

I'd probably shake the hand of anybody who had the balls to break into my room.

Then I'd probably shoot them.

[fightforthelost]

I doubt they've got our well-being and teamwork in mind, but hey, I've been surprised before.

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[calibrating]

See, that's more like it.

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[fightforthelost]

You know me. I'd hate to disappoint.

[airraid]

Well .. this is Omega. Everybody's got ulterior motives here.

You have any idea at all, or are you just operating under assumptions?

[Video]

[salarian_savant]

Welcome to back room. Not sterile. Unsuitable for medical practice at moment. Cannot promise permanently.

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[calibrating]

Uh-huh.

I'll talk to you later, Shepard.