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Shepard, James ([personal profile] fightforthelost) wrote in [community profile] outsiders2013-04-04 01:21 pm

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As if the place didn't smell bad enough already without fresh water.

[Yo, Omega. Have Commander Shepard, the one with a Y chromosome, holding a pyjak firmly by the tail. The little bastard squirms and flails, but Shepard just keeps on holding it tightly.]

Aria, if you're listening, your rock has really gone downhill lately. [So understated in the most deadpan voice ever.]

Pretty soon we'll all be drinking our own recycled waste and bunking with pyjaks.

[And then he just tosses the creature off-screen. There's a loud noise as the poor devil probably lands amidst some crates and scurries off. Shepard switches his omni-tool to a private channel, so unless you're one of the Normanderps, you're not really going to see anything but static.]

[Private to Normandy crew//unhackable (unless you're some badass AI probably)]

I need a head count and a status update. Also, if anybody's had any luck on finding a shuttle out of here, drinks are on me.
calibrating: (YOU THERE. BOY.)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-04-13 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
We won't have to worry about Thane unless he goes a couple more days with radio silence. I'll keep an eye out for any of his handiwork, too.

[Because there's no way in hell keeping an eye out for him is going to work out at all]

Speaking of... when I'm done with this pleasure cruise, I wanna talk to you about something.
airraid: (❝with a nice hardwood floor❞)

[personal profile] airraid 2013-04-14 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
As a matter of fact, I devote half an hour every night to just that. Got a whole notebook full of shit I'm just waiting to use.

airraid: (❝.. too comfortable❞)

[personal profile] airraid 2013-04-15 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn right you do.

You don't, huh? You think this is just some elaborate plot to make us all work together and team-build or some shit?
calibrating: Feel free to use! Just credit please! :) (All right. We need to talk.)

Re: [VIDEO]

[personal profile] calibrating 2013-04-16 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Metaphorically, I hope.

Last thing we need is a break and enter.

[He's teasing. Honest.]
calibrating: (Neck craaaaaaaaaaaaaane)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-04-20 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
See, that's more like it.
airraid: (❝i've got an average house❞)

[personal profile] airraid 2013-04-21 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well .. this is Omega. Everybody's got ulterior motives here.

You have any idea at all, or are you just operating under assumptions?
salarian_savant: (Hurrah)

[Video]

[personal profile] salarian_savant 2013-04-22 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to back room. Not sterile. Unsuitable for medical practice at moment. Cannot promise permanently.
calibrating: Feel free to use! Just credit, please! :) (Waaaasn't expecting that one)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-04-23 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh.

I'll talk to you later, Shepard.

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