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Now don’t this reek of something fierce. [Stupid useless Alliance tech, never does make much sense. All he needs is a radio, and instead whatever costumed mascot goes and tells him to use this piece of garbage. Everyone, meet the good captain.] Just for future reference, I ain’t exactly a fan of getting knocked out, thrown on a shuttle, then shoved out the door with no rhyme or reason, no matter how many times it happens. ‘Least most well to do scumbags have the common courtesy of giving a reason to a kidnapping. [Most times that involves a killing with extreme prejudice. Still, it’s a damned courtesy.]

Look, all I need to know are three things: where’s my boat, where’s my crew, and what’s the fastest way of getting off this rock? I ain’t exactly eager to find out where or why I’m here.

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