obstinates: (derp « WHERE'D I PUT MY KEYS)
Uzumaki Naruto ([personal profile] obstinates) wrote in [community profile] outsiders2013-02-22 07:27 pm

001 || VIDEO || PRE-EVENT

[You probably hear this extranet post way before you see it if you're anywhere near Naruto's position. The video feed pops up, and the view is enough to make you seasick since Naruto is flailing his omni-tool around. There's a few flashes of the blond before he points the omni-tool at a hanar nearby. Then you hear Naruto's voice.]

WHAT IS THAT?

HOW DOES THIS OCTOPUS GUY TALK TO ME WITHOUT A MOUTH?

WHY ISN'T HE IN WATER?

IS HE EVEN A HE?

[The hanar approaches, speaking in that hanar-y way: This one would be happy to help you become accustomed to your new surroundings.]

[Naruto is having none of that. There may be a totally manly shriek as the view goes all "Blair Witch Project" and Naruto takes off down the hall before the feed is cut.]

[/end transmission.]
cosmosic: DON'T STEAL (misc→ ahaha...ha no)

[personal profile] cosmosic 2013-03-09 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[of course she doesn't leave her friends hanging]

Okay, okay! Just don't go overboard, like you said. I'm not rich.
cosmosic: (comic→ NO BUTA)

[personal profile] cosmosic 2013-03-09 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[prompty chokes on her ramen]

Naruto! That's going overboard!
cosmosic: (angry→ sorry can't see you past STUPID)

[personal profile] cosmosic 2013-03-09 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Learn some restraint! Especially for people that are buying your food!

[really she just doesn't want to pay for five bowls that she is only eating one of

two, sure, no problem]


Fine! But I'm only buying those four so don't order anymore, got it?

[jabs her chopsticks in his direction]
cosmosic: (misc→ maybe if i ignore him)

[personal profile] cosmosic 2013-03-09 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[she is never coming to this ramen place with Naruto again]
cosmosic: (smirk→ deadly sideboob)

[personal profile] cosmosic 2013-03-09 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[yeah it better be, she's being pretty generous by supporting his addiction]
cosmosic: (misc→ what do you want little man)

[personal profile] cosmosic 2013-03-09 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[no but there's other things to eat!

good thing it's cheap

and she'll be putting down enough money to pay for it all when they're done

stupid ramen-addiction. she's so used to it from Chouji though, only with beef. it's a little comforting in a way. and irritating]
cosmosic: the camera just went off on its own (calm→ i'm not a model)

[personal profile] cosmosic 2013-03-09 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Glad someone is enjoying themselves.

[her hard-earned money :I

she has leftover miso so she'll sip on that]


I do miss Yakiniku though.
cosmosic: (smirk→ bitches don't know)

[personal profile] cosmosic 2013-03-09 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[she doesn't have it in her to remind him that they don't have a way home and maybe he would leave without her or something so she just smiles a little at his unbreakable spirit and offer]

You're going to buy a few meals for me here too, especially after I'm buying you four bowls of ramen.
Edited 2013-03-09 08:21 (UTC)
cosmosic: (team→ support [shika&chou])

[personal profile] cosmosic 2013-03-10 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[it's hard to get comfortable in a place like this anyway]

Now that you know where this place is, does that mean you're going to spend all your time here?
cosmosic: DON'T STEAL (serious→ i'm badass deal with it)

[personal profile] cosmosic 2013-03-10 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
And how are you going to do that?