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[You probably hear this extranet post way before you see it if you're anywhere near Naruto's position. The video feed pops up, and the view is enough to make you seasick since Naruto is flailing his omni-tool around. There's a few flashes of the blond before he points the omni-tool at a hanar nearby. Then you hear Naruto's voice.]

WHAT IS THAT?

HOW DOES THIS OCTOPUS GUY TALK TO ME WITHOUT A MOUTH?

WHY ISN'T HE IN WATER?

IS HE EVEN A HE?

[The hanar approaches, speaking in that hanar-y way: This one would be happy to help you become accustomed to your new surroundings.]

[Naruto is having none of that. There may be a totally manly shriek as the view goes all "Blair Witch Project" and Naruto takes off down the hall before the feed is cut.]

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Comments

[VOICE]

[ex_myturn41]

[stare.

wow.]

It seems pretty polite, why didn't you just ask it?

Re: [VOICE]

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[How do omni-tool? So you get voice in return since he doesn't know how to switch reply modes.]

Polite doesn't mean not dangerous, y'know.

[ex_myturn41]

Didn't mean to imply it did, but you could try staying a safe distance when you ask.

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But it's got those long tentacles! How far is far enough?

[ex_myturn41]

Close enough you can hear it, far enough you don't feel threatened.

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Oh yeah, that's another thing.

How is it talking? It doesn't have a mouth, y'know...