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[You probably hear this extranet post way before you see it if you're anywhere near Naruto's position. The video feed pops up, and the view is enough to make you seasick since Naruto is flailing his omni-tool around. There's a few flashes of the blond before he points the omni-tool at a hanar nearby. Then you hear Naruto's voice.]

WHAT IS THAT?

HOW DOES THIS OCTOPUS GUY TALK TO ME WITHOUT A MOUTH?

WHY ISN'T HE IN WATER?

IS HE EVEN A HE?

[The hanar approaches, speaking in that hanar-y way: This one would be happy to help you become accustomed to your new surroundings.]

[Naruto is having none of that. There may be a totally manly shriek as the view goes all "Blair Witch Project" and Naruto takes off down the hall before the feed is cut.]

[/end transmission.]

Comments

Re: text;

[obstinates]

yeah some of it doesn't make sense you put numbers in with letters

text;

[tradecraftdude]

n then when u read it u say the numbers out loud in ur head n they sound like the right words n i just had to type less saving me preshus time n energy

Re: text;

[obstinates]

it still looks weird

text;

[tradecraftdude]

WELL U LOOK WIERD

Re: text;

[obstinates]

WHAT NO I DONT YOU DO!!!!11!11

Re: text;

[tradecraftdude]

NOW WHOS USING NUMBERS???

Re: text;

[obstinates]

I DIDNT MEAN TO

Re: text;

[tradecraftdude]

U MEEN '2'

CMON

ITS THE WAY 2 GO

Re: text;

[obstinates]

NO I'M USING WORDS THE NUMBERS ARE WEIRD

Re: text;

[tradecraftdude]

CM0N DUD3 D0N'T L3T M3 D0WN H3R3

Re: text;

[obstinates]

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN SAY?

text;

[tradecraftdude]

[ Marco laughs; this is too easy. The next reply comes after a little bit of a pause, because he's making himself an alphabet chart for a quick substitution code. ]

ATPGC 2 GTTS XIH CDI IWPI WPGS

;)

[ "LEARN 2 REED ITS NOT THAT HARD" ]

Re: text;

[obstinates]

NOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PISS ME OFF OR SOMETHING