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[You probably hear this extranet post way before you see it if you're anywhere near Naruto's position. The video feed pops up, and the view is enough to make you seasick since Naruto is flailing his omni-tool around. There's a few flashes of the blond before he points the omni-tool at a hanar nearby. Then you hear Naruto's voice.]

WHAT IS THAT?

HOW DOES THIS OCTOPUS GUY TALK TO ME WITHOUT A MOUTH?

WHY ISN'T HE IN WATER?

IS HE EVEN A HE?

[The hanar approaches, speaking in that hanar-y way: This one would be happy to help you become accustomed to your new surroundings.]

[Naruto is having none of that. There may be a totally manly shriek as the view goes all "Blair Witch Project" and Naruto takes off down the hall before the feed is cut.]

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Comments

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'Cos it's made up.

she is going to smack the dumb right out of you.

[techburst]

It is not!

What else kind of origin can the name Uzumaki have? My last name is Shizuka, for christ's sake.

impossible. nothing can stop the dumb

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I dunno 'bout Shizuka, but Uzumaki is my family name and it's from the Land of Whirlpools.

i believe it

[techburst]

[did he just say -

land of whirlpools?

okay hold on a second she needs to let that sit.]

.. That Land of Whirlpools? So does your family own a jacuzzi store or something?