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[ Hey what's up Omega, York is in the house. The last week and a half has been a bit of a rough adjustment, but hey, it's still better than living under the tyrannical reign of an unstable AI. Besides, York is good at adapting. She's pretty sure she would've gone crazy by now if she weren't. ]

Good morning, Omega. How's life treatin' all of you poor suckers? Hopefully you're, y'know, not dead by now.

[ She's relaxed, flippant as always, but seriously. Somebody has to have died by now. ]

For those of you I haven't met, you can call me York. I'm sure you've all shacked up someplace by now -- and if you haven't, I'd get on that, 'cause I hear the streets aren't the coziest place to hole up for the night. Anyway, in case you haven't noticed by now, this isn't exactly the friendliest place. Lockin' your doors at night might not be enough to keep you and all your stuff safe. Dunno if you noticed, but the basic security on these places is a little flimsy.

But hey, security is kinda what I do. And if you're lookin' to sleep a little easier at night, I can probably help you out. Y'know, beef up your security a little, set up a system that any enterprising fifteen-year-old with an omni-tool can't break. Can't exactly do it for free, but if you're a little short on credits, I'm sure we can work somethin' out.

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C'mon, Joker, you don't think that's a little obvious for a racket? Gimme some credit.

[ okay okay she has to admit she's considered it, though, and it could make for some pretty good cash in a place where money actually matters. But she's definitely not interested in getting caught doing something like that here. Somehow she thinks she'd get a little more than a slap on the wrist. ]

[~~kanye~~shrug.] Hey, I don't know what you get up to in your spare time. You could be like .. a quarian-level hacker.

yes that is supposed to mean something to you get with the program.]

If that's a good thing, then yeah. I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty good.

[ if Delta -- or Wash -- were here, he'd take her down a notch. Her ego is dangerously unchecked. Sort of.

She scoffs a little though, letting out a snort. ]

Look, if you really wanna talk about activities of the extremely illegal variety, you probably wanna use an encryption that I couldn't break in my sleep. Why don't you meet me over here? I'll send you the location.

[ OKAY SO MAYBE SHE'S REALLY THINKING ABOUT DOING ILLEGAL THINGS it's been so long since she got up to that kind of mischief and she can't say she's not really tempted. Joker you bring out the ~~worst~~ best in her. ]

That'd be a compliment coming from anybody. You'll find out more the longer you spend here.

[he smirks a little bit. of course he's going to take her up on that offer, are you kidding?] Send 'em over, and I'll hobble your way.

Guess I'll have to actually meet a quarian one of these days.

[ York sends him the location with a quick tap of her omni-tool, and she looks...well, skeptical but a little hopeful still. Come on, this could still pan out all right. ]

Come on over. My roommate's out for the rest of the day.

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voice; yorkcrypted because jesus joker you don't talk about racketeering on an encryption like that.

HE'S PROBABLY EVEN WORSE THAN WASH AT ENCRYPTING LET'S FACE IT.

GOD JOKER WHAT IS YORK GOING TO DO WITH YOU

TEACH HIM THE WAYS OF YOUR PEOPLE.

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