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✘ rachel. just rachel. ([personal profile] shutupmarco) wrote in [community profile] outsiders2013-06-24 10:39 pm
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[ Rachel's in the feed, looking a mixture of angry and upset and honestly, kind of grossed out. For once, she looks like she might lose her cool. Or might have lost it already. Either way, she's holding a grease-stained takeout box in her hand, her lip pulled back in disgust. ]

You know, it's bad enough that both of my roommates just up and disappeared. It's bad enough that I'm stuck in this crummy apartment all by myself, when the blue bitch in charge has just locked us into the neighborhood. But when my food starts talking to me? I'm so done, okay?

[ She opens the top of the takeout box to show to the omni-tool feed -- the indistinguishable heap of food in the box looks perfectly innocuous at first, until it starts...wriggling. And then a couple of black bean mameshiba pop their heads above the surface with a little whoosh of air. They stare at the camera with wet, quivering eyes for a long moment before one of them starts to speak in a tiny voice and heavily affected English. ]

Do you know? Most lipstick contains fish scales --

[ Rachel snaps the top of the box shut, and the mameshiba inside let out muffled cries of dismay. Never has a teenaged girl looked this angry over bad takeout. Seriously, if looks can kill... Well, at least Rachel's grizzly morph can.

Her nostrils flare, her jaw set tight, and oh yeah, she looks pissed. Pissed to cover up being scared and upset because she's alone, and the food is infested with weird little Japanimation beans, and she doesn't like it when the rug gets pulled out from under her. ]


It's been crap like that, nonstop. Creepy, disgusting trivia every time I open the stupid box. And it's all so weird! Who even knows this stuff?

[ Nerds, Rachel. Nerds know this stuff. And right now, that makes her so angry.

She leans forward, eyes narrowed, and pronounces with total, seething conviction: ]


This. Is. So. Gross.
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[personal profile] tradecraftdude 2013-08-02 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not weird, I'm charming.

[ He mock-tumbles off the couch with her shove, displacing a crowd of upset mameshiba. He grins at her from the floor, flicking away the bean that's trying to crawl up his leg. ]

Jeez, Rachel, are you this rough with every Marco you meet, or is it just my superior egging skills? Come on, morph one of these little bean guys. I dare you!

[ Rest assurred that the antagonizing is all a cover for Marco's unwillingness to process whether or not he actually enjoys having Rachel around. ]
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[personal profile] tradecraftdude 2013-08-12 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
It was just a warning shot! Besides, I'm unarmed!

[ He holds up his empty hands to prove it. Just don't check the underside of the couch, Rachel. Hopefully, the mameshiba don't find his emergency personal protection, either. ]

Wait. Are you feeling okay? That's like, the first time you've said something almost nice to me.

[ The look on his face is most suspicious than worried, but he definitely notices that Rachel is being kind of weird. ]