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✘ rachel. just rachel. ([personal profile] shutupmarco) wrote in [community profile] outsiders2013-06-24 10:39 pm
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[ Rachel's in the feed, looking a mixture of angry and upset and honestly, kind of grossed out. For once, she looks like she might lose her cool. Or might have lost it already. Either way, she's holding a grease-stained takeout box in her hand, her lip pulled back in disgust. ]

You know, it's bad enough that both of my roommates just up and disappeared. It's bad enough that I'm stuck in this crummy apartment all by myself, when the blue bitch in charge has just locked us into the neighborhood. But when my food starts talking to me? I'm so done, okay?

[ She opens the top of the takeout box to show to the omni-tool feed -- the indistinguishable heap of food in the box looks perfectly innocuous at first, until it starts...wriggling. And then a couple of black bean mameshiba pop their heads above the surface with a little whoosh of air. They stare at the camera with wet, quivering eyes for a long moment before one of them starts to speak in a tiny voice and heavily affected English. ]

Do you know? Most lipstick contains fish scales --

[ Rachel snaps the top of the box shut, and the mameshiba inside let out muffled cries of dismay. Never has a teenaged girl looked this angry over bad takeout. Seriously, if looks can kill... Well, at least Rachel's grizzly morph can.

Her nostrils flare, her jaw set tight, and oh yeah, she looks pissed. Pissed to cover up being scared and upset because she's alone, and the food is infested with weird little Japanimation beans, and she doesn't like it when the rug gets pulled out from under her. ]


It's been crap like that, nonstop. Creepy, disgusting trivia every time I open the stupid box. And it's all so weird! Who even knows this stuff?

[ Nerds, Rachel. Nerds know this stuff. And right now, that makes her so angry.

She leans forward, eyes narrowed, and pronounces with total, seething conviction: ]


This. Is. So. Gross.
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-06-26 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[it doesn't look like Severa's been having any better a run of things. her hair is frazzled, like she hasn't slept in much longer than she's used to.]

I have zero idea where Starscream went, but if you told me he had exploded into these things, I would believe you entirely. I can't blame Aria for not wanting these on the rest of her station.

[she scowls, swatting a red one out of what used to be a pigtail but now hangs loose.]

How difficult are they to kill? Have you even tried it yet?
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-07-08 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want to think about these things multiplying. The food around here is unappetizing enough on its own.

[looking off to one side, she slams closed the lid of a nondescript box of take-out food.]

I don't know which would be worse, thousands of alive ones or thousands of corpses. This space station is disgusting.
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-07-09 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Food safety"? Can your kings not think of anything better to put into law? A boar survives in nature, and we're more than able to survive on the boar.
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-07-10 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly! [gods, this is going to turn into a confusing conversation very fast. faster if Rachel keeps snorting.]

If this food is so unsafe to begin with, why do you continue to eat it?
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-07-11 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean at home. Gods, do you think I know nothing about survival?
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-07-11 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you need money for your food to begin with? Has hunting died out with the rest of what you're calling your culture?
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-07-12 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
This is all magic and technology. I assumed your culture was closer to mine than to this.

But the krogan are probably fantastic hunters, now that you mention it.
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-07-15 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm beginning to get the feeling that I come from the least technologically advanced world of all of us. [she's not sure how to feel about that.] At least you aren't acting insufferably superior about it. Small favors, I guess.
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-07-16 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What exactly do you think this is to me, then? Simply calling technology alien has no meaning anymore. Turian? Asari? Gods, vorcha? I dread what their technology might look like.
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-07-19 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...Do you mean to tell me that there are other aliens? Ones that aren't these? [just when she thought she'd been getting a handle on things.] How enormous is this universe, anyway?
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-07-29 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Gods, Rachel, has every universe experienced something like this except mine? Stepping backwards into the flow of time to avoid the destruction of the world by the avatar of a fell god among dragons is one thing, but alien invasions?

[there is zero sense of self-awareness in her words.]
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-07-29 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[and Severa's face beams with the smuggest look she can possibly manage.]

Did you think I was joking, all those times I said I'd killed a god?
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[personal profile] squanderlust 2013-08-01 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I do. I was brought backwards in time through the power of one of the Gods. That's perfectly explainable. [again, no shred of insincerity.] I can think of no God who would... outsource an invasion like the one that befell you.

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