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[cosmosic]

[You don't really need to see an expression to know she's supremely irritated.]

Does anybody have any idea how much longer the water is going to be out? Some people like being clean.

[Here, she sounds less annoyed and a bit more friendly:]

Looks like there's another infestation, Dr. T'Soni.

Still, I'd choose these monkey things over those other monsters any day. What about you?

Comments

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[obstinates]

H-Hey, don't set him on fire or anything, y'know!

Re: action

[cosmosic]

I won't if he'll stop licking me!

[She tries to shake him off but the pyjak just clings to her leg.]

Get off me!

Re: action

[obstinates]

Eh?

[he starts banging on the door.]

Goku-chan! Don't lick Ino! She stinks, y'know!

[you think he didn't notice? yeah, he noticed.]

It might make you sick or somethin'!

Re: action

[cosmosic]

[where Naruto can't see her, Ino flushes angrily and turns her head to yell at the door]

Wha--?! So do you!

[Goku-chan has decided to start climbing up Ino's body and she tries pulling him off.]

Naruto! Help!

Re: action

[obstinates]

Now you want my help, eh? You threw me out!

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[cosmosic]

[Goku-chan is climbing up farther and Ino closes her eyes and awaits the inevitable. She's not sure what's going to happen but she isn't going to like it.

Finally, Goku-chan arrives and perches on top of Ino's unwashed and greasy hair.]

...

Re: action

[obstinates]

[Since there's no more noise, Naruto has his ear right up to the door as he listens.

There's a long pause.

He finally whispers.]








Goku-chan? You... you didn't... kill Ino, did you?

Re: action

[cosmosic]

[LMAONARUTO]

I wish he did.

[The door swishes open and Naruto gets a good view of Goku-chan happily nestling on top of Ino's head and her unimpressed expression.]

Re: action

[obstinates]

[at least Naruto looks ecstatic that both Ino and Goku-chan are still alive.]

Eheheh, I was worried!

Re: action

[cosmosic]

[at least there's that

Meanwhile, Ino gives him the flattest of stares]

You were worried a monkey was going to kill me?

Re: action

[obstinates]

[have a shrug.]

Looks like he likes you.

Re: action

[cosmosic]

How do you know?

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[obstinates]

'Cos I know these things, y'know.

Re: action

[cosmosic]

Right.

[Can't argue with THAT logic. Ino sighs and moves to get Goku-chan off her head but he just clings harder.]

Well, help me get him off.

Re: action

[obstinates]

[Naruto shuffles over and reaches for Goku-chan.]

Eh, c'mon. Ino needs her hair back.

[some snickering as he holds out his arm, and Goku-chan finally switches places to Naruto's arm and then up to his head after a few moments of reluctance.]

Re: action

[cosmosic]

[her hair is a lost cause but she's patting it down anyway]

Why did you bring that thing in here? They're all over.

Re: action

[obstinates]

Yeah, but he seemed lonely, y'know.

Re: action

[cosmosic]

...And you just knew that too?

Re: action

[obstinates]

[have a shrug as Naruto and his pyjak buddy turn to go flop on the couch.]

Re: action

[cosmosic]

[to hide or not to hide

well Naruto's already seen (and smelled) her so there's no point hiding it so she'll move to sit on the other side of the couch]

I don't smell that bad, do I?

[sounds so, so depressed]

Re: action

[obstinates]

[the blond just sort of gives her a weird look, one eyebrow raised.]

[then he leans over and sniffs the air loudly before leaning back and shrugging.]

Eh, I've smelled worse. It's not as bad as Kiba, y'know.

Re: action

[cosmosic]

[she leans away as he sniffs

and then smiles a little]

He smells bad, huh? I guess since he hangs around Akamaru so much he probably smells like dog.

Re: action

[obstinates]

Or he just doesn't bathe.

Re: action

[cosmosic]

[the smile spreads a little more before she sighs]

If he was here right now, he would fit in just fine then.

Re: action

[obstinates]

Eh, maybe.

None of us fit in here though, y'know. S'why we need to go home.