oo1. [Video; Event; Backdated to Saturday]

[starspangledspandex]

[So bad things are happening on Omega, he's not really surprised. It's not really the type of place that screams 'good place to hang out'. He realizes on his walk back to the apartment that neither Tony or Bruce really have the means to deal with these particular problems.

Both of them will get a ping but the message is going to be open because he has this thing where he has to check on everyone.]

Is everyone--

[There's a roar and Steve dives to the side, camera rolling with him. There's a 'chink' as his shield is pulled from his back and the huge, glowing blue thing that crashes into view is no joke.

Luckily, neither is Steve. The video is an absolute jumbled mess. Steve is lithe and athletic; he uses it to his advantage to stay out of range. Paired with his shield throwing abilities--and what seems to have the ability to defy the very laws of physics themselves--it's hard work, but he banks the shield off some canisters that go boom and down goes the adjutant.

He warily watches it for a moment before he slings his shield over his shoulder. As he addresses his omni-tool again, he keeps glancing up at it.]

Is everyone doing alright? If you need an escort to a safe zone, let me know. Stark and Dr. Banner, I'd stay in the apartment. The streets aren't safe. I'll be back soon.

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[tasteslikecoconut]

[This is his 'tell me something I didn't know' face right back at you.]

I'll be sure to learn how to do the laundry for when you get back.

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[starspangledspandex]

[He presses his lips together. Okay, so we're not being nice? Fine.]

Do you even know how to do laundry?

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[tasteslikecoconut]

Of course I do.

[His arms are crossed. He looks defensive. So yeah. Lying. He's lying.]

[starspangledspandex]

[Steve doesn't actually say anything.

He just raises both eyebrows in a frank 'I know you are lying to me so either you better come up with a new story or just tell me the truth' look.

It's very similar to the look he'd given Tony when he'd gone on about Loki being a diva--how eerily similar that had been.]

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Good thing Tony hasn't actually seen that look yet, then. That is, until right now. Tony stares back for about three seconds before leering.]

What. Is that your judging face, that sure looks like your judging face.

[starspangledspandex]

[Good, that way when you see it later you'll know what it means. Also, fun fact, he doesn't like being lied to.]

You don't really expect me to believe that do you?

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Oh. Well. Tony doesn't care.]

Believe what.

[Innocent face. That's what he's pulling.]

[starspangledspandex]

Grow up, Stark.

[Now he's scowling at you.]

You know we were talking about you doing laundry.

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Tony just makes a 'what can ya do' type face, shrugging.]

See you tonight, Captain. I'll keep the door open for you like a good housekeeper.

[starspangledspandex]

Just stay inside.

[He can't help himself. If Tony is going to mope and be stupid, Steve has to be the bad guy and be the smart one that things about safety.]

[tasteslikecoconut]

[SALUTE! A sarcastic salute is still a salute.]

[And a snappy disconnect to punctuate his distaste of everything about this situation.]