[he can't stop grinning, really, because so far, teasing hawke has been the highlight of his time on omega. not like he's going to tell her that, though. because why would he?] So if you do start gnawing on me, I'll know something's wrong. Got it. You sure I don't need to watch my elbows, or anything?

[good lord, don't fuel the beast. he'll just keep going, and then you'll never hear the end of it.

he closes the door behind her, leans against it for a moment as he folds his arms across his chest.] Welcome to Casa de Joker .. and roommates. Since we can't get any take-out, I think I've got some crackers or something in the kitchen. It's not great, but .. what can you do?

[there's a snort for her comment. yeah, definitely don't fuck with aria.] I don't think she'd really care about everything being closed, anyway. She's probably got her own personal stash in that lair of hers.

[because that just makes her sound more sinister. sure, let's go with it.]