[He'll only make you think he won't, then he'll jump out with it at the most opportune moment. He's crafty like that. Just don't be surprised if you're like, allergic to whatever he brings you. It's the thought that counts.]
Never had it - always wanted to, though. There was a joint in New York I'd been thinking about trying.
[There's no joke in his voice - not this time. He sounds sincere, if a little baffled about the randomness of the offer.]
[ He knows his allergies, carefully controlled for in the case that something as simple as hives would make him bring out the other guy. Not that he'd ever allow Tony to put it to the test.
But the thought still counts, especially from a guy like Tony. ]
I think you might like it. Seems like your brand of spice. [ That might be him teasing. ]
You'll definitely want to give these a try. [ And that's him falling into a weird comfort zone with Tony, where his guard is considerably relaxed now that Bruce knows Tony isn't being all that reckless this time around. ]
But the real question is if anything here is edible.
[It's nice. It's so, so nice having that comfort zone. Steve and Tony have been at each other's throats the entire time, it's nice to have someone he can fall back to who doesn't have a stick up his ass.]
There's probably a futuristic Burger King around here somewhere. Could really use a cheeseburger or five.
Palladium poisoning and you want to introduce some clogged arteries.
[ There's mild amusement in there, but again, as Tony was inclined to tease, he really was starting to turn into a mother hen of sorts. It wasn't really his fault either; Bruce handled stress best in that way, by turning the attention onto someone else, where he didn't have to deal with the anger and resentment that someone like Tony Stark could be so reckless with his body like that. ]
Could use a whiskey to help it go down. Maybe a frap chaser with a shot of expresso.
[Now he's just messing with him, and his grin is heard in the words. Don't need video to see it. And what's sad of all is that he's mixed coffee and alcohol. Good times.]
[ Those are the things Bruce has yet to find out, but he wouldn't put it past Tony. When the man's personality echoes across each and every newspaper and tabloid, it wouldn't be hard to put two and two together. ]
Though that does remind me, I wonder how the alcohol here tastes. [ No Tony, that's not Bruce saying he relaxes like that. ]
It'd take years to do that, maybe decades. I didn't build SI from the ground up. Not like dad. Besides, I don't want to be stuck here on an asteroid for the rest of my life, do you? I'm out of here and heading back to Earth as soon as I find a way out.
[ The optimism is appreciated, even if Bruce chooses not to comment to it. He's the kind of person who knows what it's like to just settle for what he can get, which is why he doesn't really argue with it this time. ]
It'd get you out and about at least, give you some of that money you're asking for.
Tell you what, if you want to take care of the palladium on your own, I'll handle finding you a way to settle in on the R&D here.
[ It's a fair compromise at least, considering Tony didn't want Bruce's help in the first place for something so important.
Because petulant as Tony could be from time to time -- and however much it was true -- he wasn't going to be the person to let Tony suffer through everything on his own. ]
[ He scoffs in return; the Hulk was pretty damaging in the long run, but the bit of Pepper he had heard of when she took over managing Stark Industries was anything except that. ]
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[He'll only make you think he won't, then he'll jump out with it at the most opportune moment. He's crafty like that. Just don't be surprised if you're like, allergic to whatever he brings you. It's the thought that counts.]
Never had it - always wanted to, though. There was a joint in New York I'd been thinking about trying.
[There's no joke in his voice - not this time. He sounds sincere, if a little baffled about the randomness of the offer.]
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But the thought still counts, especially from a guy like Tony. ]
I think you might like it. Seems like your brand of spice. [ That might be him teasing. ]
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I do like spice.
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But the real question is if anything here is edible.
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There's probably a futuristic Burger King around here somewhere. Could really use a cheeseburger or five.
[So deluded, Tony.]
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[ There's mild amusement in there, but again, as Tony was inclined to tease, he really was starting to turn into a mother hen of sorts. It wasn't really his fault either; Bruce handled stress best in that way, by turning the attention onto someone else, where he didn't have to deal with the anger and resentment that someone like Tony Stark could be so reckless with his body like that. ]
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[Now he's just messing with him, and his grin is heard in the words. Don't need video to see it. And what's sad of all is that he's mixed coffee and alcohol. Good times.]
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Though that does remind me, I wonder how the alcohol here tastes. [ No Tony, that's not Bruce saying he relaxes like that. ]
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[It's awful, terrible, horrible. Feel bad for his suffering.]
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You could always rebuild Stark Industries here. Maybe go universal.
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It'd take years to do that, maybe decades. I didn't build SI from the ground up. Not like dad. Besides, I don't want to be stuck here on an asteroid for the rest of my life, do you? I'm out of here and heading back to Earth as soon as I find a way out.
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It'd get you out and about at least, give you some of that money you're asking for.
[ Don't think he hasn't figured that part out. ]
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Yeah.
[He sighs.]
Yeah. Reactor first, then the Mark II Stark Industries.
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[ It's a fair compromise at least, considering Tony didn't want Bruce's help in the first place for something so important.
Because petulant as Tony could be from time to time -- and however much it was true -- he wasn't going to be the person to let Tony suffer through everything on his own. ]
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You'll be my Pepper?
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[ Because somehow that sounded like a marriage proposal to him. ]
I don't carry the same charm as her.
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But you can roar almost as loud. You know, when you want to.
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And she's the only one who can keep you in line?
[ Come on, Tony, spill the beans. ]