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[traineeassistantdirector]

[The camera points at a man in his mid twenties who'd be utterly unremarkable if he weren't so thin and tired-looking. He's dressed like your average slacker from the early 'oughts on Earth in jeans and a hooded sweatshirt and seems mildly annoyed and a bit nervous.]

So. Uh. Hello, fellow strangers from elsewhere. I hope you're all settling in well to the dulcet tones of unidentifiable women declaring that they aren't going to be helpful. This strikes me as a great way to wind up with a bad situation turning much worse in easily avoidable ways, but we'll just assume certain people are playing dumb.

Anyway. I've explained this individually a few times, but I figured I'd put the record out there. I've run into gates that open into different realities before. I don't know much about them, I don't really know what defines a world, and I haven't totally ruled out some kind of time travel instead, because why would I? But this is a thing that happens. What I've never heard of it it happening on this scale or to no purpose. Even opening a gate the regular way, in a specific time and place, takes a lot of power. So that's weird.

And, uh, don't worry if this sounds nuts. It is. And I don't know about you guys, but where I come from I'm one of three practicing wizards in the world. There's a good chance it's not common knowledge that you missed out on.

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[traineeassistantdirector]

Really? Wow, uh, that was a shot in the dark.

[Tony only knows what they are because they turn up in alternate history a lot. He's not awesome at the real stuff.]

In my universe he never got the thing working. I don't think we really had computers until the second world war...

[professorwolf]

World war?

[Lyall looks back at Tony with some surprise and some dismay.]

This must be after my time, as well. We have had various wars, but they were all smaller, regional things. The concept of a whole world at war is a bit daunting, I must admit.

[traineeassistantdirector]

Mostly Europe, the Middle East and parts of North America the first time. Asia got in on it second go-round.

[Being glib about it is one way to cope with incredibly strange pieces of history concluded long before he was born.]

[professorwolf]

That still seems like quite a bit of the world... how horrible.

[Lyall shakes his head a bit, then pulls his attention back to the subject at hand.]

Well, I have located a... terminal. Commander Shepard finally responded to my query and pointed them out to me. I still do not feel remotely comfortable operating it, or operating the equipment necessary for doing repairs to the walls in here.

[traineeassistantdirector]

Well, I can't make my phone work half the time, but I'll give it a look. I'm not excited about repairs either, but at least I've backed up set crews often enough that I kind of know what tools are.

[There are advantages to being a PA on a cheap show.]

[professorwolf]

Perhaps I had best have you show me how to handle those, as well, then... that is probably most important, finding some means of procuring funds. There is not much to hunt here, and meat is regrettably dear. I have to subsist on these things.

[He pulls one of the protein ration bars from his pocket with an expression disgust.]

It cannot be healthy for me.

[traineeassistantdirector]

Werewolf thing?

[It makes sense to him. He just wasn't aware of the restriction before.]

That must be a pain. Honestly, the food's not much worse here than what I ate at school... Or, well, a few days before payday if Lee's not around to pay attention to the groceries.

[He never did quite civilize entirely.]

[professorwolf]

Indeed. A werewolf thing. We are not cursed like vampires to drink blood from the living, but living things are still our prey. Up to and including humans, though we do not indulge in that particular hunger.

[He's still a bit concerned about the potential for a full moon rampage here, but he hasn't felt any kind of pull, and his shapeshifting, when he's tried it, has been... strange. So he's not sure what to make of it all.]

So I do need to have some form of income, if just to afford to feed myself and stay healthy.

[traineeassistantdirector]

Yeah, if you were a vampire you'd probably be easier to feed... Well, yeah, better fix that, then.

[He can't help it. Supporting the weirdness of a trouble-prone, powerful supernatural being has been a knack of his since he was a teenager.]