What's she gonna do, reprogram its brain or something? I'm pretty sure these things are too stupid to learn anything. Except how to be annoying.

[ there's really no particular reason marco hates varren so much, but he kind of just needs something to be a target at the moment. he grabs a tail---probably joey's---and pulls, trying to untangle the overly-friendly aliens. ]

Bleh, you're probably right. What do we do now, organize play dates?