[ no really marco just cares that he knows where joey is now. he's knotting the string around the harness as he scowls. ]

Really, dude? Really? Well, at least you get to learn all about the wonder and joy of teaching your killer beast how to be a big girl. Are varren housebreakable?

[ he sets joey down, but as soon as that happens there is suddenly a cuddlepile of varrenpyjak that marco stares at in equal parts bewilderment and disgust. ]