You're going about this the wrong way, pal. Listen. You know what Taco Bell tastes like. I know what Taco Bell tastes like. Who's saying that with our powers combined, we can't make Taco Bell?

[ he waves at the inert omni-tool on his wrist ]

Come on, I'm sure there's a way to make this thing extrude chalupas. I'll even dress up Joey to look like that stupid dog, if I ever find him again.