Puh-lease. I invented the cute face routine. [to prove it, she smiles as widely as she possibly can and puts a finger to her cheek to emphasize a not-entirely-prominent dimple.]
[after a second or two, her face goes back to its usual semi-neutral expression.] See? Anyway, I didn't have any other plans. [a blatant lie, but she's pretty sure she can handle things like housing and defense.] You weren't trying to take me on a date, were you?
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[after a second or two, her face goes back to its usual semi-neutral expression.] See? Anyway, I didn't have any other plans. [a blatant lie, but she's pretty sure she can handle things like housing and defense.] You weren't trying to take me on a date, were you?