.. Did you just insult the hat?

[excuse the hell out of you.]

Don't insult the hat, kid. This hat has been through a war and will probably go through another one. It's lucky.

[keep bugging him, maybe he'll tell you about them. you're bound to get a reaction out of him if you keep being obnoxious.

because that's how he gets people's attention, anyway.

for now, ignoring that last comment.] So how're you plannin' on keeping yourself safe? Guy like you needs a bodyguard or something.