Then you use video. [Her tone is near sing-song and cheery as if she's secretly pleased to have banned him from treating her like she's that guy from Star Wars.]

Here, I'm going to try this.

[She turns the video on and slides a few settings over and then waves her fingers in front of the lens.]

What does it - [She moves over toward him and peers over his shoulder.] Hmmm. I think it's working?

We'll know if suddenly aliens are looking to eat my hand.