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[tradecraftdude]

[ sorry, network, you're going to get assaulted with some horrible chatspeak today. ]

hahaha ur kiddnig me rite? 1 sec im runnin away from aliens n then im kidnapped in2 space? cool free computer tho

no ratelimiting? no txt lmit?

hey check this out
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yep totally no ratelimiting space is gr8

so i totally thought the aliens were trying 2 kill me but they haven't yet? r they just gonna fatten me up n eat me now?

neway im totally 2 young n 2 cute 2 work so some1 plz lemme no the standard get rich quik protocols

or just say hi asl?

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[text] trollin trollin trollin

[tasteslikecoconut]

2 young n 2 cute huh? Please tell me this is a woman and youre of age otherwise someone should take away that thing from you

text; COUNTERTROLL

[tradecraftdude]

[ well that didn't take Marco very long to find this part of every healthy virtual community.]

shure baby on the internet i can b wutever u want

text; oh dear

[tasteslikecoconut]

I want you to find a dictionary is what I want.

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[tradecraftdude]

wut y i no wut all these words meen